What's in a name - IT companies of India :-D

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

3. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

4. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

5. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

(Source: Internet)